Hello, I’m a happy democrat!

Hello, I’m a happy democrat!

(They call themselves politicians!)

The Journalist:
Somebody stole your car. Hasn’t criminality gone to far?

Responsible Politician:
No, not at all, I just forgot to lock it, somebody borrowed it.

The Journalist:
Your wife ran away with another man. She is now demanding half of your belongings, do you feel this is right?

Responsible Politician:
Of course! That’s the law! She made abortion and f-d around, that’s life! Remember I’m a liberal!

The Journalist:
Thieves are stealing the copper in the country, they make trains stop and people have to wait for hours, are you dealing with this problem?

Responsible Politician:
No, this is no big problem. People, some thousands, can wait a few hours so personnel can repair the missing cables. The thieves are poor, I pity them!

The Journalist:
But, there are opposition politicians who want to jail feminists and execute thieves on television? By the way, what’s your opinion on grilling small kids and serving the meat to wedding guests?

Responsible Politician:
No, that’s a lie! My own minister was on that wedding, she said the meat tasted good.

The Journalist:
What’s the P.M.’s opinion on the word “totally corrupt”?

© Winterally Olle Johansson 4 May 2014